The Vibrant Channeled Creator

Dear GK,
You have mentioned that you read the Post and like George F. Will. I do as well. I appreciate his honesty because he quit the Republican Party when the orange-haired fellow was nominated. But mostly, I love his prose. A thesaurus is a handy thing to have when reading him. Luckily, there is a “look this up” option whenever I point the mouse arrow at a word.
Here is a favorite phrase from a piece that he wrote just a few days ago: “He larded this fatuity with dollops of the usual rhetorical fat.” Exceptional prose, that.
Also, you noted that you endeavor to hit the middle of the toilet bowl. Sir, a toilet is not a urinal. Gentlemen always sit on the toilet. There are sanitary exceptions, but those exceptions are never in the home. And I am certain that you do not live in a gas station.
Stay well, stay safe,
Buz
When George F. Will tells me that gentlemen always sit on the toilet, I will seriously consider it but I’d like it in a handwritten note signed by him and including a $5 bill to show he’s serious.
GK
Garrison Keillor 2/21/22