Informal, Slightly Old-fashioned Boondocks

I'm the one with the red hair

A hoity-toity boor
full o’ malarky ‘n shenanigans

met her whirlygig nincompoop
in cahoots with a topsy-turvy ragamuffin

busy as a one armed coat hanger
on a cockamamie doohickey
of a hodgepodge afternoon.

Before sunset,
the scalawag skedaddled off
with her pipsqueak

for a roly-poly overnighter
of razzmatazz ramshackle razzle-dazzle!