Tongue Twister#42 Asinine

Photo by Quenby Poland

Photo by Quenby Poland

asinine
smug o’ mine

aslant
aslope

assai
assay

assert
affirm

assist
assign

assoil
assort

assure
assuage

callipygian
steatopygia!

callipygian-nicely shaped rear end
steatopygia-fat rear end

SMUG

SMUG meets Annika

When I met Donald Smith in 1988, his younger sister said:
“How can you love him, he’s so smug?”

It pays to be smug
To fill the huge mug
To tug the giant load
To lug it beyond.

To hug a brown bear
Whose mug drinks: Glug!
Swallowing UGH!

Pug in the woods
Bugging the smug
Dug in for good
Plug in the mud.

No-care shrug
Written on jug
Woven in rug
Smug as a slug!!!!!!